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Jon Boy Jon
I'm Jon Boy Jon I'm simple like a possum I'm John Boy John My girlfriend thinks I'm awesome
We met at our family reunion I saw her there by Grandma Claire I loved her in an instant
And I know I'm plumb out of my head We are first cousins and the gene pool ain't too deep And I know our kids'll be inbreed But I'm in love, and I'm losing sleep
I remember the first time I met 'Lizbeth Daisy Blossom. My heart went skitter-patter! And I knew she was the only one for me. And if I could, I would marry her in a big ol' celebration down at the Super Wal-Mart down at the county line.
But I know it's wrong And I don't wanna have none of those freakish, webbed-toe blue smurf babies Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com But, I just can't help it...I just...Well, I...I just...
I love her But since our moms are sisters We won't wed I'll never be her Mister
It's not fair Our union can't be legal We'll never date or consummate 'Cause lovin her is wrong...ish
I love her She loves me
But we're cousins
I'm pathetic Jon Boy Jon
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