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Da Yoopers
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Lonely Yooper
I looked down into her bloodshot eyes She said save a beer for me' I said, 'i'll have to drink it later cause now i gotta pee She reached down and grabbed my gonads And she squeezed em in her hand She said you ain't going nowhere Cause now i need a man But i gotta go real bad And i just can't take a chance I gotta beat it for the outhouse before i *** my pants Then we both heard something coming And it sounded like a tank She said, holy sit it's toivo! And she game em one last yank
Chorus: I was just a lonely yooper she grabbed me by the rump She said her husband toivo he laid there like a stump She said, you don't have to worry we'll be safe out here' 'toivo never comes to camp unless he's hunting deer
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Then i saw ole'' toivo, He was loading up his gun I ran out for the outhouse, i think he saw me run When toivo came stomping down the path I think he heard me groan But when he opened the outhouse door There was no one on the throne
I looked up from the sit pile At the hole i just jumped through I was sinking past my shoulders I wondered what he'd do Then toivo dropped his trousers And i wished that i was dead I could hear him up there giggling As he sit upon my head
(repeat chorus)
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