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Ian Dury( Ian Robins Dury )
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Blockheads
Lyricist:Ian Robins Dury, Chaz Jankel
You must have seen parties of blockheads With blotched and lagered skin Blockheads with food particles in their teeth What a horrible state they're in
They've got womanly breasts Under pale mauve vests Shoes like dead pigs noses Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers A mouth what never closes
You must have seen blockheads In raucous teams Dressed up after work Who screw their poor old Eileens Get sloshed and go berserk
Rotary accessory watches Hire-purchase signet rings A beauty to the bully boys No lonely vestige clings
Why bother at all about blockheads? Why shouldn't they do as they please? You know if it came to a brainy game You could baffle a blockhead with ease
How would you like one puffing And blowing in your ear hole? Or pissing in your swimming pool? Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
Bigger brained blockheads often acquire Black and orange cars Premature ejaculation drivers Their soft-top's got roll bars
Fill her up, they say to blockheads Go on, stick it where it hurts Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance Their ghastly patterned shirts
Why bother at all about blockheads? Superior as you are You're thoughtful and kind With a well-stocked mind A blockhead can't think very far
Imagine finding one in your laundry basket Banging nails in your big black dog
Why bother at all about blockheads? Why should you care what they do? 'Cos after all is said and done You're a blockhead too
Blockheads, blockheads Blockheads (Oi oi) Blockheads (Oi, oi)
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