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Smosh
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Ultimate Douchebag Medley
As long as I'm wealthy, I'll never be starving, Never be homeless, Never be broke. As long as I'm wealthy, My toilet is platinum, My toothbrush is rhino horn, Wipe my ass with gold. As long as I'm wealthy...
One time Cops came into my house And found a bunch of weed Then I made my black friend Take the fall for me. One time...
I got a bunch of tattoos (got tattoos) If you read them, You can get clues. (You can get clues) To what I had for lunch Shit dawg I've got a bunch. On my neck, On my back, On my chest, On my abs, A bunch of tattoos.
Uh, uh, You love me. Haha.
I like to pee in buckets And throw eggs at my neighbors. Make kissy faces at the camera, Spit on my fans and haters. I love Selena Gomez But I love Brazilian prostitutes more. Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Swaggy! I like to pee in buckets Ain't no other words rhyme with more. I like to pee in buckets Ain't no other words rhyme with more.
Uh, uh, You love me. Eh.
I totally wish I was black So people ain't saying I'm white Totally wish, to-to-totally wish
And ohh I want to run all over the paparazzi And ohh Splatter them over the hood Of my two million dollar Bugatti.
And I was like Baby, baby, baby no. Like baby, baby, baby ohh.
Sag my pants past my dick Oh yeah. Past my dick. Looks like I pooed in it. Oh yeah. Pooed in it. Sag my pants past my dick Oh yeah. Past my dick. Looks like I pooed in it. Oh yeah. Pooed in it
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