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Adam Sandler
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The Cheerleader
[Sound of pom-poms] Cheerleader:[With annoying feminine voice]'Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!' [Performing cheer] Cheerleader: 'United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - Yeah!' [No response] Cheerleader: 'Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!' [Still no response] Cheerleader: 'Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game tonight! And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -' Guy in crowd: 'Sit down!' Cheerleader: 'You guys are assholes!' [Whining]'You think this is easy being a cheerleader!? Let's see you come down here and try it!' Guy: 'Shut up!' Cheerleader: 'You're the one who should be shutting up! This is my senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! I paid for my pom-poms with my own money.' [Half-crying] Guy: 'You suck!' Cheerleader: [Hurt]'I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I'm not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything.' [Something hurled and hit Cheerleader] Cheerleader: 'Owwww! Who threw that!? I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!' [Whining] [Crowd cheering softly in background] Guy: 'We're sorry.' [Pause] Guy: 'Just kidding, you suck!' Cheerleader: [Half-crying]'Ahhaw..No...'
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