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Handsome Boy Modeling School
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Outro
作詞:Gerry Mulligan
Yeah, but sometimes, you see It's not that easy, you know what I mean? Not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice Like you might assume
Yeah, a lot of times, I'll admit it It's not easy bein' handsome Bein' a model, bein' a graduate Even of the Handsome Boy Modeling School
'Cause they, they pick on you, they make you You know say, ‽You've gotta go on the runway†Then two minutes later You have to change and go again
And the restroom is full, yeah, but they, you know you have Can't get into the restrooms then they say ‽You walk so slow this time, your steps are too tiny†This what they say, ‽Tiny stepsâ€
Well, yes, tiny steps You were to walk with your legs crossed together tiny steps If you couldn't get into the restroom What do you want, you know? I said, ‽Let me go on last' If for instance there is some problem, you know, on the stage
If there is, no one will slip on it, is what I'm saying You know what I mean? So let me go on last They says, ‽No, you have to, Mr.Zack has to go on last To take the big bow, you know, like he did something'
You know what I mean? He stole everybody else's clothes designs Or what? He takes the bow, he slips, it's not my fault It's, it was so crowded, they couldn't get into the men's room And I should get paid, it's all I know
Since I've graduated, I, I got to say, I will say nine out of the ten jobs Are just, you know, just marvelous Everybody so nice to you, they, they can't treat you better But every once a while you run into like this jerk You know, like Mr. Zack, you know
And he slips on the runway and says it's all my fault When you can't even get in to the restroom 'Cause there's too many people lined up And they say, ‽You're on the runway nextâ€
Yeah, sometimes it gets to be a little lonely, alone in the hotel room When you just waiting for a show to come up They, they pick you up at the airport and then they say ‽Just see you in the morning†Then, they don't even make no plans for you to go some place
And you gotta go there and there's so many people They give you clothes, half the time they don't even fit And then, it's just all the jealousy 'cause You know, if you're handsome and that
And other ones, they, they treat you, you know Somehow like they're jealous of you Just 'cause, you know You're a little more handsome than them
And then they, they eat all of the food They eat, there's no food left, you know They say, ‽Jesus juice†very funny, you know They have the Jesus juice, it's a terrible wine
They just call it to make it sound glamorous or something And the food stinks usually, this, this junk You know? Even if you would like to eat You couldn't eat it
Then they said they gonna pick you up to take you back to the airport They don't even show, they have they They, they said, they 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 You know ‽The hotel's got the van, you could goâ€
They said, they would pick me up What do I do with the van? And they don't reimburse you, like they say They say, ‽Well you ate so much†you know, I don't know
I like to and then the catalogs They don't even send it to you when you done with them You know, like who wants me anyway, what? They say they gonna have a hair stylist there
There ain't no hair stylist, you know? One, maybe, yes, for what, fifty people You know what I mean? ‽You gotta bring your own scissors tooâ€
They say they have, they misplaced my scissors, what? Whoever heard of a hair stylist has no scissors? They say, ‽We just style it, we don't cut it', what? In Italy they have to cut you know what I mean?
A barber is a what, a hair stylist, it means barber No, what, you mean, no cut? Get my own mousse? What? Think I have my own mousse? I have no mousse
Sometimes, like, if you, if you wet and then your socks get wet Then you have no other socks with you You know what I mean? Turn 'em inside out? No, doesn't work
They say, ‽Change your socks†Yes, the one for two dollar one? What? I have no, deh, in the hotel room It's fifty miles from here out near the Boondocks And they put you next to a place near to Sears, I go to Sears for breakfast
You know, once I was a model for socks And I thought, you know, this is a good Modeling for socks It's good, you don't have to, you know
Get all cleaned up the night before, you know That's one good thing, you know You could go unshaved and that Then they says, ‽Well, you can't do shoesâ€
I say, ‽What� They say, ‽No, if you, if you did socks Then you can't be model for shoes, that's the rule†Who says this? Who makes these things up?
That if you're a sock model You cannot do shoes You have to, only the shoe models can do shoes This is just makes me sick
I just, I just turned down a job They said they were looking for a handkerchief model I say, ‽I could do itâ€, they says, ‽What, you left handed or right handed?†I says, ‽Right handed', they says, ‽No, you have to be left handedâ€
I said I could do it, they says, ‽No, you says you was right handed†I says, ‽I made a mistake, I'm left handed†They says, ‽Prove it†How am I gonna prove this, you know what I mean?
So I take my handkerchief off from my left hand, right? They said, ‽You didn't do that very smooth†I say, ‽Okay, lemme try again†They say, ‽Why do you have to try again? You left handed, you do itâ€
I said, ‽Just shut up and gimme' the the kleenex Let me show you with kleenex I won't ruin another one of my hankies†Anyway, I'm just, I don't know what that did
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