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The Lobster Song
The Lobster Song - I first heard this sung at Effingham Rugby Club, Surrey, in about 1976, by a young woman. I resurrected it in 2009 and sung it with the Hastings Shanty Singers. It's most recent outing was again in Hastings with RX Shantymen. There are many similar versions, like Chinese Whispers they change as they go along.
I went to see a fisherman I went to see have you got a lobster you can sell to me?
Singing role tiddly ole, Shit or bust, Never let your bollocks dangle in the dust
Oh yes I have a lobster I have two and the biggest of the bastards I shall sell to you
So I took the lobster home and I couldn't find a dish so I put it in the place where the missus has a piss
In the middle of the night it was just like this the missus got up to go and take a piss
Well the missus gave a groan and the missus gave a grunt she's running round the room 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 with a lobster on her her cunt
We hit it with a squeegee we hit it with a broom we hit the fucking lobster round and round the room
We hit it on the head we hit it on the side we hit the fucking lobster until the bastard died
The moral to this story the moral is this, Always have a shufty before you have a piss
Is this the end? Is it fuck there's an orange up me arse and you can have a suck
Well this is the end There ain't no more There's an apple up me arse and you can have the core.
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